Typhoon RK hits Punggol

PG Times - Typhoon RK once again struck PPY (Punggol Play Yard), overturning vehicles, sending giraffes dangling from high elements, obliterating railway networks, toppling of towers etc.... the list goes on. Thankfully, there were no casualties as residents scampered to the toilet bowl for shelter and prayer.

The authorities have predicted that the typhoon will be striking at least twice per day, from 9am to 1130am and from 330pm to 630pm. This phenomenon is expected to last for at least another 1.5 years. Residents are to brace themselves for the rough time ahead and the disaster recovery team will be on long-term code red stand-by.